Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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