I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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