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There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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