Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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