okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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