I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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