i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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