More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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