I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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