everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
