Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My dick has a subreddit
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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