I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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