Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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