is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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