You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
