do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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