I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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