But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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