census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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