so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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