exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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