how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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