is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the day after is always just damage control
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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