I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
