Duck Duck Cougar?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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