he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
soo... how was my night?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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