rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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