Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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