I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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