Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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