He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just want to make out with him forever
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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