And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just google imaged poop.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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