Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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