C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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