quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I need you to use more vowels.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Randomize
