After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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