Do you still have your period?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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