Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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