now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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