Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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