This house was built for laser tag.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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