There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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