Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
