Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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