So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'd cum for enchiladas.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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