In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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