i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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