Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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