They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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