I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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